Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Necessity Has a Baby.

I don't think that this is necessarily a good idea for mankind, but it is going to make someone a billion dollars and I'd like to be their butler someday. In the spirit of those individually wrapped processed cheese slices, I give you more processed, individually wrapped sandwich pages. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you: PBJ SINGLES!

Peanut butter jars are too messy and jelly in jars?-who's got the time? This invention takes the fuss and muss out of making a sandwich. Whether you're on the go or on the run, these stiff little cards of flavor will Make Lunchtime FUNchtime!

Moms and meth addicts everywhere- you're welcome! I'd like my pile of money now, Mr. Kraft.


Patti said...

This is GENIUS.

Hey, there's suddenly like 30 posts that weren't here yesterday. Weird.

Tom Dougherty said...

I made them with my bare hands.

vinylsaurus said...

That's the best idea since "mayostard"

Tom Dougherty said...

Main Entry: Mayostard
Pronunciation: 'may-o-st&rd
Colloquial contraction/bastard+mayonnaise
Function: noun
1 a : a person of indeterminate breeding covered in a mayonnaise dressing.

source: Webster's New & Improved Dictionary, 2003

Gregory Zura said...

The Zura household is split evenly on this gastronomic innovation:

50% say: Pure Genius! Where do I invest my money?
50% say: WTF! That's disgusting!!

(Margin of error ±5%)

Tom Dougherty said...

Greg, I'm with both of you on this one.