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So This Is Daylight.

I've finally fixed my horrible sleeping schedule, I am proud to say. I can be awake with the masses, and I'm already done sleeping when the garbage service comes up the alley to bang reveille on the cans and dumpsters. This is a big difference compared to a month or two ago, when I'd be up around the clock and catch a couple of hours' sleep around noon or one.

Yesterday I saw almost all of the fifteen minutes of sunlight Seattle gets during the day this time of year. Morning still comes two hours earlier than I'd prefer, but at least I'm awake for it.

Sell Your Dog and/or Cat

I Buy Strays will enable you to get a new kitten or puppy every six months or so, and never have to suffer the embarrassment of having an old pet ever again. Hooray!

Lemon Baby III

People! Quit giving your babies lemons, you maniacs! They'll have citrus problems later in life, and parental trust issues, too!
Lemon Baby 1
Lemon Baby 2