Saturday, February 09, 2008

Fiddling.


To better serve man, this blog now tops out at 33 posts per page. This will improve load time and hopefully make videos easier to play.

As always, I encourage anyone stopping by to spend some time in the archives, and I invite you to stop back anytime. We're open 24-7 in most areas. Please call ahead.

Beastie Boys/Richard Scarry "Sure Shot"



I've noticed that some youtube videos stall and hesitate when embedded on blogs. If this happens to you here, you're not alone. If you have trouble with a youtube video playing on a blog, click on the body of the youtube screen and it will open the dedicated youtube page featuring that video. Like the Yankees, they play better on their home turf.

Another Great Shirt: The WiFi Detector Tee

I remember seeing this last year, but I just ran across it again today. The shirt actually lights up to mimic the wifi beacon on the top of your computer screen. I don't know how comfortable this would be, but it sure is geek chic!

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Buy one here for only $29.99!

The Truth About Reefer, From The Dewey Cox Story

Friday, February 08, 2008

Valentine's Love-In Freakout! Also an Art Show.

Large serving dishes filled with Peyote buttons and Viagra! Strippers and porn stars together at last! Celebrities from the worlds of Salsa and Physics! Free Brazilian wax jobs for the kids and balloons for the balloonless!

Open to the public. Please do attend. The Friends of the Nib Valentine's Day Art Show and Party. Free to enter, pay to leave. Be there or be damned!

That Ain't Makeup


from mcs

Random Juxtaposition- Hollywood Edition

Powerhouse Jodie Foster in "The Brave One" vs. High School Musical's metrosexual Zac Efron.

You know, Zac Efron is rumored to not only wear loads of makeup (lip gloss, by god!) but also often sports false eyelashes! Little girls have always loved feminine male teen idols, so I don't think any of that coming to light will affect Zac's earning power for the next couple of years. This is one of the most masculine photos of Efron a few minutes of Googling brought up.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Romney Cries "Uncle"- Mitt Quits!


Mitt Romney has "suspended" his claw to the top. Today he dropped out of the presidential race after spending an estimated $60 Million dollars of his own unearned money in the attempt. This leaves manhole-at-midnight-dark horse McCain as the Grand Old Party's most obvious contender for the 2008 election season. I'll bet Mitt tries to position himself to be the running mate- this news seems to have a back room deal in it somewhere. At last, everything's coming up Milhouse for the Democrats.

Many people's distaste for McCain's drifting principles notwithstanding, he has definitely become a very political creature in recent years and that can rule the day as often as not. McCain has gone from an attack dog in his own party to a lap dog for the neocons he once seemed to despise, affording him access to money that the American school system can only dream about. Here's a link to an interview with McCain in which he states his desire to see and overturn of Roe vs. Wade. McCain, you'll read, had a very different take on this issue only a few years ago, defending a woman's right to choose. Many of his positions are new. I think they came with his new friends and supporters. He's so hungry for the office he's willing to be someone completely different to get the keys.

Democrats for Democracy in '08? Hillary Clinton has morphed from a shrill liberal woman who would not compromise her beliefs to a shrill conservative in liberal's clothing. Barack Obama seems to be the only choice for Dems who are proud to be liberals.

There is an old saying, reputed to be a Chinese curse phrase from antiquity: "May you live in interesting times". In the spirit of that old proverb, I say that this year should be an interesting three-legged race for the button.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Basil Wolverton on the Ukelele

One of "Basil's Beauties", the infamous Lena Hyena*

Longtime Automatic Daddy foot soldier Chris Engel sent me this link to an MP3 of Mad Magazine icon Basil Wolverton crooning and playing the ukelele! His song of choice is "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows", a personal favorite of mine, so I'm double happy to post this. Quite a find, Engelshin!
Basil himself.
Who is this man with the spicy name? Here is a link to his wikipedia page, and here is a link to what is purportedly the "official" Basil Wolverton webpage.

*read about Lena's fascinating origins in the Lil' Abner comic strip on the Wikipedia page.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes


Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes

The Superbowl?



Gay.

Man, this is old. Andy Milonakis was just known as "The Superbowl is gay kid" back then. Now he's a z list found object comedy star. No, I've never seen this as being homophobic. I see it as being more about being an outsider, a teenager (even though Andy here was pushing thirty when he made this video), and about being outrageous in your willingness to be offensive. Also: the Superbowl crowd to whom he's waving this red flag is notoriously homophobic, so behavioral scientists couldn't have designed a more inflammatory little performance to get their collective goat. This is built on the corner of Genius and Stupid.

Barack Obama


PRESIDENT Barack Obama will kick your ass. Hard not to like a guy who'll pose for a picture like this while campaigning for the Oval Office.

From MCS

"Gordo" Cartoonist Gus Arriola Dies at 90

The great Gus Arriola has died at the just-right age of ninety. His comic strip "Gordo" chronicled the life of a Mexican bean farmer turned tour guide, taking the occasional detour to follow Gordo's nephew Pepito, one of Gordo's family pets, or tell a story straight out of Mexican folklore. Impeccably drawn and sweetly good humored, "Gordo" ran from 1941 through 1985, finishing with Gordo's marriage to his longtime housekeeper. I had a collection of these strips, but it's been missing for years- a testament to Gordo and Arriola's appeal that a borrower would choose never to return it. None other than Charles Schulz declared Arriola's strip to be "probably the most beautifully drawn strip in the history of the business", and “My admiration for the drawing that Gus puts into Gordo knows no bounds. Gus can draw anything. Better than that, Gus can cartoon anything, and there is a world of difference.”
I just read on the wikipedia page that this comic was controversial in its early days. I had no idea. The fat, sombrero-wearing, siesta-taking stereotype didn't sit well with the Mexican and Mexican-American readership (and who would think that it would?) so Arriola changed things up a bit, slimming his hero down and bit and making him a more thoughtful character, deepening his personality and ultimately making him much more likable and popular. Arriola had recognized that Gordo had become one of the few high profile Mexican fictional characters, and that he had a responsibility to make him something more than a simple gag machine. What a great comic.

More about Gordo:
RC Harvey's page about Gordo
Gordo's Wiki page

Gus Arriola's Wiki page
Toonpedia's Gordo page Buy Gordo