Saturday, April 26, 2008

Speed Racer Theme Song Video

Go Speed Racer Go Music Video


Ordinarily I would never suggest giving children mescaline, tequila and mushrooms before taking them to the theater. For this movie I'd insist on it.

The Dark Knight Poster


I have made arrangements with the Birdseye Corporation to have myself fresh-frozen until July 18th so that I can better weather the time between the typing of this blog post and the release of The Dark Knight. This will make the days fly by while maintaining my maximum deliciousness. I suggest that you do the same.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Another Ancient Photoshop From The Vaults


I made this for some FARK thing or some other useless use. No idea what, specifically.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Monday, April 21, 2008

Raising McCain

You: "Wow, look at that shitty Photoshop job. It's like Tom's not even trying anymore!"

Wow! Just this weekend a couple of stories have come to light that paint a very unpresidential picture of the Grandpa-who-would-be-king. Both anecdotes revolve around the sometimes violent, uncontrolled temper of the Senator; one a crushing, disgusting verbal assault on his wife, and the other a physical confrontation with a fellow Senator.

He seems to be a particularly unevolved sort of a guy. He was seen calling his wife "the c-word" in plain view of his aides and reporters back in '92 during a campaign stop. That same year he got into a shovin' and cussin' match with Senator Charles Grassley that resulted in the two having to be separated by Senator Bob Kerrey.

This is careless, arrogant, cruel, stupid and shortsighted bullying behavior and it would raise an alarm as to the kind of hotheaded asshole president McCain would make if it weren't achingly obvious to everyone but himself that he wasn't going to win.

Here are a couple of links for ya.

(link below fixed now- thx Daryle!)
Book: McCain temper boiled over in '92 tirade, called wife a 'cunt'

John McCain, Charles Grassley Physical Altercation Confirmed By Washington Post

Sunday, April 20, 2008

The President We Deserve.


I found this on my friend Jack's blog, but where he came by it, I cannot say.

The Little Jammer Pro

Ten minutes ago, I had no idea that this existed. Now I'm obsessed. With character and hardware add-ons, and additional music available, the Little Jammer Pro is something like a train set for big band enthusiasts.

Behold!


Check out this addition: a Misora Hibari robot chanteuse with facial animations!

Zack Kim