Want To See An Idiot Make An Ass Of Herself?

Deep fry your future and gobble it up! "The lord will provide!" He will soon provide her with diabetes and public ridicule.

Lady Frankenstein: McCain Camp Says Palin Beginning To "Go Rogue"

She's ignoring orders from McCranky and Company, she's blaming everyone else for her lack of popularity (and the majority of Americans in this poll do not like her at all), and others in the McCain organization are preparing to pin the failure of the old goon's disastrous presidential bid on the be-lipsticked pitbull herself. Even the marblemouthed turncoat Lieberman has mumbled his doubts about her.

Two months. She did all of this in two months. She changed the face of American Politics and in doing so influenced the next 8 years of world economics and politics, and she helped to forever cement Alaska's reputation as the Florida of the North. All of this should qualify her for Time Magazine Man-of-the-Year status.

The Marc Palm Brothers

Nib personality Marc Palm attended our Halloween Art Show/Party last night with his parasitic twin, also named Marc Palm. Here the pair of jokers cuts up, with Marc the Greater showing off his headless little brother-growth before putting him away and washing his hands with lye.

The photo was taken with my camera phone's new "blurry all the time" technology. Recommended!

OH! And both of my paintings sold this time. Not for much (small show in a Cafe) but at least they sold! Thanks to Cissy and Ed!

Ed bought this one, "Frankenbunny". Click it to enlarge the image.
I'll scan Cissy's before she takes official possession later this month.

Lorbo Takes A Bow

BEHOLD! The stationary traveler from beyond elsewhere- LORBO!

That meaty paw is a longtime part of yours truly. We used to be closer, but these days we're at arm's length.

Lady Nibster Angela Stork wanders by in the background, stunned silly by Lorbo's majestic presence.

Jiminy Woodring's LORBO made its debut at our FOTN Halloween Art Show and Party last night. There are five color options so far. The green and orange based multi-colored figures pictured and three solid color versions, in glossy black, solid orange and glow-in-the-dark white. These are even more exciting and fascinating when you hold them in your hands. The design and detail are just insane. Learn about Lorbo and GET ONE here!

Ha Ha Haaaa

I love to hassle my cat Tommy until his crazy starts revving up, and then I'll hold him in a way that make it impossible for him to move. For some reason, this is always hilarious.

I pet and brush him and I give him treats afterwards so he's got no complaints. This picture was taken at the breaking point, and is now my phone wallpaper.

Track the Downfall of the Evil Empire

Here.

Polish Movie Posters

Polish movie poster art is always unique to that part of the world, no matter what the film's country of origin might be. They're always beautifully done, too. Above, from the top, are Star Wars, A Clockwork Orange, Godzilla, Eyes Wide Shut and Breakfast at Tiffany's. Below are Blade Runner and The Shining.

If you like these, this site has hundreds more of them to see and to buy.

Thank You Everybody!

This gentle blog has broken 40,000 hits, which to me is a great and wonderful thing. Thanks to everybody who ever accidentally stopped by looking for porn, and thank you to everybody who stopped by on purpose. You're all winners in my book.

Rudy Ray No Moore: Dolemite Dies at 81

Comedian Rudy Ray Moore has died. As Dolemite, he made pimpin' look easy, which Big Daddy Kane later showed us was just not the case.

Open wide the gates of heaven! A PIMP is coming through!

General Delivery: Colin Powell Gives Obama His Vote

General Colin Powell began to salvage his own legacy today by giving his eleventh hour endorsement to President Obama. At this late date it seems unlikely that his nod will bring any undecided voters to Obama, but it feels good to have him throw in with the good guys.

I don't actually believe that there is such a thing as an undecided voter in this election anyway, although voters' minds can be changed. Here's hoping he changes a few McCainiacs' minds.

McCain/Palin

I may be late to post this, but I first saw it only a week or so ago and didn't save it until today. This image says almost everything you'd want to say about the Deluded Duo and it does it wordlessly.

iSerenity- The Sounds of Somewhere

iSerenity is a site loaded with ambient noise soundtrack loops that you can play for background noise when you work on your computer. You can open multiple windows or tabs to use more than one track at a time, too. For example, right now I'm listening to a thunderstorm, rain sounds and wind chimes- three tabs in all. Each window/tab has its own volume control, so you can mix and deejay your sound effects to any levels you like. Bookmark this site. I think you'll like it.