GraphJam- Recommended!

GraphJam- pop culture for people in cubicles. I'd say that at least several of these graph-jokes are among the funniest things I've seen in months. Brilliant in so many ways.

Check them out here.

Twitter Bird

Here's a terrific Twitter page of quotes from a precocious, sweet three-year old girl. You'll probably want to bookmark this one and save it for quick reference.

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There Are No Words

Found it on the Bat-Blog.

Negativland- No Business

Brilliant, as are all Negativland videos.

Not Funny Part One

Things that not only are not funny, but if they ever were funny they haven't been so in quite some time.

1...”then the terrorists have won.” This one is rare as we can examine it and tell exactly when and how long it was funny. It was funny for one week a month after September 11th, 2001.
2..."What are you smokin’and can you get me some?" This is said any time someone can't keep up with a new idea.
3...”like (something) on crack!”- See #2
4...”like (something) on acid!”- See #2
5...”Hot enough for ya?”- A perennial passive aggressive conversation starter and killer all in one.
6..."I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.” People still say this as if they've just made it up. Grant said this to Lincoln, for Christ's sake.
7...The sound of a toilet flushing. This is a "never was".
8...Cartoon characters with one big eye and one small eye. Not just Bill the Cat, all of them. If you draw characters like this, stop it.
9...DIAF!- means "Die in a fire", and it's used on the internet on message boards whenever you encounter someone who doesn't like the same TV shows you like, among other reasons.
10...The sound of a needle scratching its way off of a record. (See all NBC comedy promos, 1987-present)
11...Babies with animated mouths talking with adult voices. This has made a recent reemergence, sadly. It doesn't look any more pleasant or convincing that it did in Look Who's Talking 3 in 1999, although you can bet it costs a hundred thousand dollars more a minute to do it.
12...Old ladies on motorcycles,dressed as Hells Angels. A Madison Avenue staple.

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes

Angry Grandpa Christmas Video- A Christmas Classic!

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NSFW crazy old man language. This is worth screwing up the format of the blog, trust me.

Internet Cute Animal Walkout.

The cute animals on the internet are striking in support of the writer's strike. This video is from the writers of the Steven Colbert show.

Source.


Post 500!!!

The Phone Call by John Roberts & Clay Weiner

These are really perfect, funny little movies. They remind me of New Yorker Cartoons for some reason. More here:

The Christmas Tree
My Son Is Gay
Jackie and Debra

Real! Not Fake!

Although this seems like it was scripted, we are assured that it is in fact a gen-yoo-wine slice o' life. It's so perfect, though!

Donald Duck as Alec Baldwin.

I think you know where this is going.

Dr. Draw

Drawing lessons from a master.

Watch!

Will Ferrell in The Landlord.

Frank On A Monday

The original picture is here on EatLiver.com. I doctored this version for those who know Frank the comic character.

The Frank™ below is © Jim Woodring. This joke in no way reflects on Frank himself, since Frank's hygiene and bathroom habits are, I'm sure, beyond reproach.

I Laughed and Laughed.

I don't know who made this, but if the creator is out there, I just want them to know I think that this is pretty special. Click for biggification.

Old Glory Insurance Commercial.

Very Funny, Mr. Mitchell.

This is an oldie, but aren't we all these days? Dennis the Menace meets Fight Club- from here.

This is a very funny idea, executed brilliantly by Portland's Jesse Hamm.

It's Funny Because It's True.

Found on myconfinedspace.

Business Meeting.

Funny Ad For A Joke Beer.